Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same

SO LIKE it’s 12.20am on a saturday morning. This evening I made vegan pasta for my vegan mates. We drank red wine and talked shit. I just bought an opal rune stone set (winning) and this amazing pair of sunglasses. I’m not a sunglasses person but these ones are SO cool. I’m trying to muster up the courage to go and clean the kitchen but I just CANT. Also Joe isn’t home from work yet and I just want a cuddle. 


Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.